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Occupy groups in LA, San Diego, Portland, Seattle, Anchorage, and Oakland plan to block their local ports today. The Oakland Occupy people do not have the support of the longshoreman’s union but plan on doing it anyway. These people have moved from their squalid Obamavilles and have leeched onto other movements.
The first tenants have begun moving into the Karluk Manor. One resident said he’s just happy to have somewhere to live. They expect to have at least 20 residents in there by later today. The chronic inebriates can continue to indulge while a resident but have to pay rent…which I’m sure is paid for by you and I through government subsidies.
Ryan Portlock of Anchorage, already facing theft charges, was tackled by a court officer after attempting to escape from the courthouse. Now he’s looking at 2 counts of resisting arrest, assault, escape, and several charges of general d-baggery!
The petition to recall Wasilla councilman Steve Menard has been verified and will go to voters in a special election. The city council now has to set a date for the election. He went on a drunken rampage while in Sitka on city business, trashing his hotel room. This guy is an embarrassment to Wasilla and needs to go take care of himself.
Fairbanks man Alex Beltz decided to go meat shopping at Safeway. He filled his cart with over 235 bucks in meat…only he didn’t plan on paying for it! On his way out he was stopped by an employee. He then sprayed the guy in the face with bleach! Beltz then grabbed as much as he could and jumped in a getaway car. They got the plates and then got Beltz who blew a .342, 4 times over the legal limit. Unlike the meat, he cam pre-basted!
Lindsay Lohan's "Playboy" cover leaked…The cover shows Lindsay in her natural state. Which means a cocktail in one hand, a $20 bill in her nostril and crying?
Running marathons can cause permanent heart damage. You can read more about it in the new issue of "News that’s Irrelevant to Me and Chris Christie".
The death of Osama Bin Laden was the most talked about topic on Facebook this year. Really? Judging by some news feeds I could've swore it was about what Jenny was cooking for dinner, the new shampoo Joe was trying, and whether this dancing hamster could get more “likes” than Obama???
Tonight on Your Alaska Link