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Hey Lunch Lady, Where are you Going?
APD is looking for Dawn Lynn Reynolds. She’s the lunch lady who stole almost 3 grand from O’Malley Elementary School. She seems to have disappeared! Really, a wage slave who steals 3 grand and is looking at hard prison time…why she’d never skip???
House Speaker Mike Chennault says patience in the House is wearing thin as the special session nears its scheduled ending. It’s no wonder the senate is the upper house when the best the house could do in their capital budget was insert a raise for Captain Zero? Their patience is wearing thin? We the people have already washed our hands of this whole mockery. We’ve already gone fishing!
As a member of the Armed Services Committee, Senator Begich will view the Bin Laden death photos. Um…so! The photos are already a punch line on every late night TV show, every comedy central special, every radio program. He’s dead! We got it!
Apparently they found adult magazines in Bin Laden’s room. I thought that was against his religion. What kind of stuff could he have had? Bosom’s of Mass Destruction, Jihadi’s Gone Wild, and Play-Burka.
A new book says that people who were outcasts in high school are more likely to be successful as adults. People who were popular in school would be very upset about this book, except they can't read.
Ashton Kutcher will likely replace Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men". Ashton says it will be easy to transition from his career as a movie star because he's not one.
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